Proper Job Placement
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Methods from Human Resources...
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze1 the situation:
 a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting2 Department.
 b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing3.
 c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
 d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
 e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
 f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
 g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
 h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
 i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
 j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.
 k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
 l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
 m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.


1 analyze RwUzm     
vt.分析,解析 (=analyse)
  • We should analyze the cause and effect of this event.我們應該分析這場事變的因果。
  • The teacher tried to analyze the cause of our failure.老師設法分析我們失敗的原因。
2 accounting nzSzsY     
  • A job fell vacant in the accounting department.財會部出現了一個空缺。
  • There's an accounting error in this entry.這筆賬目里有差錯。
3 auditing JyVzib     
  • Auditing standards are the rules governing how an audit is performed.收支檢查標準是規則統治一個稽核如何被運行。
  • The auditing services market is dominated by a few large accounting firms.審計服務市場被幾家大型會計公司獨占了。
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